When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via dutchster)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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(Source: snorlaxatives)


colorfulhowell:

There are two types of people

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
Helen Keller (via psych-facts)

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong